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Piss Towel 

1. A towel used to piss in

2. A Pizza Tower mod that repaints the game with memes and sound effects. Known in the community cause the creator "Denchick" is transphobic, racist, and pedophiliac. The mod was cancelled some time around August 4th 2023
1. Did you pee in your Piss Towel today? Yea gotta do what you gotta do.

2. Did you hear about the Piss Towel cancellation? Yea that was a mod I was waiting to release.
Piss Towel by Quoog August 5, 2023
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Piss towel 

when you piss but are all out of toilet paper so you shamefully grab the nearest towel
Cleetus got roaches because he wouldn't stop using the piss towel without washing it.
Piss towel by bleachcupcakezz October 9, 2025

The Leaning Tower of Piss

a dick that has been jerked off so much with 1 hand that it leans in the opposite direction
I gave my friend a The Leaning Tower of Piss.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026