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A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.
Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."
by Mo-lester August 08, 2015
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When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.
I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.
by xvortim April 23, 2018
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