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Pirate Punch

A punch aimed directly into someones eye with the aim of blinding them or knocking their eye out. Therefore leading them to wear an eyepatch or a glass eye - very piratey.
I gave a lethal Pirate Punch to Robbie, knocking him off the fort yesterday, he landed on a sharp stick which penetrated his entire body so i don't think his blindness of one eye mattered.
by Macdawg. January 15, 2010
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pirate's punch

n. A drink that will get you drunk as a swashbuckling pirate.
Yarrrrrggghhhh!!! The Pirate's Punch!
by Keith Cuttlefish September 13, 2006
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muffin snuggling pirate puncher

Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”
by Memesalad August 21, 2021
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Punchline Pirate

An annoying sidekick who frequently interrupts comical anticdotes by anxiously blurting out the final line, an act that greatly diminishes the humor of the story. This person likely desires attention.
Don't even bother trying to tell any stories around jim. He's such a punchline pirate he'll wait til you set up the whole story then ruin it at the very end.
by lenneord January 21, 2009
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