2 definitions by Pamplesnake

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V. "To Lay Pipe".

From the "Cam'ron" song "Hey Ma", which contains the lyric 'And I know what ladies like.
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice - I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe'

Refers principally to inserting ones pork sword into a lady friend during carnal relations (fucking).Popularised in the North of England by the Pamplesnake and residents of 6 Hessle View, Leeds from September 2006 - June 2007. Other regular users include Nipples, Bear and Jiggs.
To be spoken loudly at not quite shouting volume. The 'I' should be drawn out longer than any other part of the word and always spoken in a deep, loud voice:

"Did you lay pipe?"
"Pipe" (spoken softly to friend in relation to a nearby hotty
by Pamplesnake March 27, 2009
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A word used to describe a womans breasts.
"She has large wangers"
by Pamplesnake July 21, 2006
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