Pinyan

a fat man

The math teacher was a Pinyan because his belly would pop out of his shirt. Also, Santa Claus is known as a Pinyan.

Pinyan by pinyanistheword November 22, 2009

Kenneth Pinyan 

mr hands is his alias. He released several videos of himself and others performing bestiality with stallions. He died of a perforated colon after on of these sessions.

Kenneth Pinyan is mr hands, you know, that fool who took all that horse cock in his ass and died.

Kenneth Pinyan by Wallywally October 21, 2008

pinyin 

Standard Chinese spelling system using Roman alphabet. Literally translates as "spell sound". In modern Chinese education, children are taught to read and write pinyin before learning hanzi (Chinese characters).

If it weren't for pinyin, there would be no way I could ever learn how to speak Chinese by reading it.

pinyin by Gaijin-san January 15, 2013

Pinkanowa

Pinkanowa is the word for the deadly art of cherpsing (chatting up woman)

Pink: pussy, fanny, gash, snatch, poom, (woman)

Anowa: dont mean anything

"Bruv we geting our pinkanowa on tonight?"

Pinkanowa by Rob Groves (TZ) Greg Osborne (Rev) Jamie Blake (jammi-D) August 3, 2007

pinano 

(noun) an awesome alternate word for piano used mostly by talented musicians particularly good classical musicians
(verb) pinanoing

I had pinano practice the other day. I played the Chopin Ballad.

pinano by wordfiend0394 November 7, 2011

pinsane 

a type of insane that goes far beyond what one sees on the surface. a transcendent type of insanity that is best when lyricized into song.

"'Round, 'round, get around,
I get pinsane" - The Beach Boys

"Can't stop, addicted to the pinsane,
Chop top, he says I'm gonna pinsane"
- The Red Hot Chili Peppers

pinsane by pinsanity69 January 29, 2017

Pinwank 

Pinwank = Shoving pinballs up your arse and firing them out at potential X Factor Christmas No.1 Artists. Pumping the nob to charge up the shot gives the Pinwank more power.

It was the live final of the X Factor and Tom was getting frustrated by a hairy old man with a women's voice going for Christmas No.1 and looking likely to get it. He was standing in the crowd and inserted a small pinball up his arse, turned round, pumped his nob a few times and fired the ultimate Pinwank shot. The ball brushed past Simons head but due to the rotatations small specks of shit went into his lego man haircut. The ball went on to hit Joe Mcsomething in his throat and end his singing career. Pinwank prevails.

Pinwank by Roger Townshend November 17, 2010