Pinot Noir

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"

by Mwatuangi October 12, 2015

Pinot noir

a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.

It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.

1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"

by Jew Carrey January 14, 2010

PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."

Oh check out that pinot noir snowbeastity.

by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019

pinoy noir

(noun) native to the Philippine islands, a rare and intoxicatingly delectable dark-brown treat, a taste of which causes instant inebriation, as well as a physical and psychological addiction.

Etymology: Filipino Spanish, probably short for Filipino = "pinoy", + "noir" (French), literally, black/dark Pinoy (an Asian delicacy)

I want to swallow every single drop of that fine pinoy noir! I want more!!!

by Sean Sotelo February 19, 2004