Pinot noir

a red wine. largely associated with the Burgundy region of France.
On of the more celebrated wines in the world. Surprisingly popular with teenagers.

It is perfect for a late night with the buds. Getting straight retarded can be a classy ordeal.
1: "hello my good sir!"
2: "'sup homie g-dawg?"
1: want to party this evening?"
2: "fuck yes! i got a nice Pinot noir earlier. it's perfect. we gon' get drunk off our asses"
1: "I've had a hankering for a good noir of late. righto!"
by Jew Carrey January 14, 2010
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Pinot Noir

Slang for a black penis. Originates from a song of the same name created by Titus Andromedon on the Netflix show "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".
"PINOOOOOOOOOOOT NOIR!"

"Pinot Noir, you're a star, listen to Tom Berenger!"
by Mwatuangi August 30, 2015
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PINOT NOIR SNOWBEASTITY

"...where you can't tell ifa black man is fat or not because he wearin a puffcoat."
by Trent Ryan July 13, 2019
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