Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

by shaboinga January 1, 2012

pineapple cocktail

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.

Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.

by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023