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Definitions by TheJestersBlog

Stripper call 

The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
Stripper call by TheJestersBlog January 18, 2023

deputy call 

A booty call from a lower ranking officer.
Every cop in Tennessee got a late night deputy call from that lovely lady, and then she was promoted.
deputy call by TheJestersBlog January 14, 2023

pineapple cocktail 

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
Poor Bob couldn’t find anyone online, so he stayed home and had a pineapple cocktail.