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Pine ridge middle 

A school in east Naples, Florida containing:

1) snobby rich kids who think they're cool because their dad custom build their house

2) white girls who try really hard to act Latina

3) the very few kids that don't have airpods. If you don't, you're basically asking to be called broke.

4) the annoying popular kids who will only hit you up if they need homework

5) the kid(s) who always talk about that one time they almost had sex

6) the kid that sells juuls

7) the hicks

Subnotes:
· everyone will ask you for homework if you a) have good handwriting or b) actually do the homework
· the 7th grade bathroom is really annoying because that's where the 8th graders go to spill tea
· all the kids there are pretty much dicks
· don't ever do other people's homework there unless they are paying you cuz u know they're rich enough to
· if you aren't friends with at least one basic white girl, they will come for you
· don't go to the Starbucks across the street cuz its filled with the basics
· if you want to go to the DD, don't go on Fridays
· there's a vape store walking distance from the school, nice city planning
Pine Ridge Middle was the worst 3 years of my life.

Everyday at Pine Ridge Middle is another day of doing other people's homework... In hell.
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Pine Ridge middle 

Home of the school where people airdrop dick pics and roaches crawling all over the floor.School is broke as fuck but full of rich white girls that know nothing about showering.Girls that are constantly getting pregnant and having abortions.Don't even get me started on the stoners in the bathroom constanly hotboxing and fights constantly happening.The school full of greasy sweaty gay kids and mentally ill.If you were ever thinking about coming to this school i dont recommend it unless you want to live in hell for 180 days.
Pine ridge middle is the worst middle school.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026