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Pine ridge middle 

A school in east Naples, Florida containing:

1) snobby rich kids who think they're cool because their dad custom build their house

2) white girls who try really hard to act Latina

3) the very few kids that don't have airpods. If you don't, you're basically asking to be called broke.

4) the annoying popular kids who will only hit you up if they need homework

5) the kid(s) who always talk about that one time they almost had sex

6) the kid that sells juuls

7) the hicks

Subnotes:
· everyone will ask you for homework if you a) have good handwriting or b) actually do the homework
· the 7th grade bathroom is really annoying because that's where the 8th graders go to spill tea
· all the kids there are pretty much dicks
· don't ever do other people's homework there unless they are paying you cuz u know they're rich enough to
· if you aren't friends with at least one basic white girl, they will come for you
· don't go to the Starbucks across the street cuz its filled with the basics
· if you want to go to the DD, don't go on Fridays
· there's a vape store walking distance from the school, nice city planning
Pine Ridge Middle was the worst 3 years of my life.

Everyday at Pine Ridge Middle is another day of doing other people's homework... In hell.
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Pine Ridge middle 

Home of the school where people airdrop dick pics and roaches crawling all over the floor.School is broke as fuck but full of rich white girls that know nothing about showering.Girls that are constantly getting pregnant and having abortions.Don't even get me started on the stoners in the bathroom constanly hotboxing and fights constantly happening.The school full of greasy sweaty gay kids and mentally ill.If you were ever thinking about coming to this school i dont recommend it unless you want to live in hell for 180 days.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016