Pillsbury Dough Girl 

when you find a woman over six hundred pound and bang her big ass belly button. Then you scoop the jizz out with a spoon and put the fresh, warm glaze on a cinnamon bun. Then you make the huge bitch eat it.

I went to the Golden Corral and met this lady at the fried pizza section, and i took her big ass back to my place for the night. I Pillsbury Dough Girled her for breakfast the next morning.

Pillsbury Dough Girl by AmThaMan April 21, 2009

Pillsbury Dough Girl  

A girl who is so so different that she is fat and skinny at the same time. She is very fun to poke and she makes noises when you do. She also gets paid for "services" by Honathans.

Pillsbury Dough Girl : Stop poking me!!

Random Person: I cant your the Pillsbury Dough Girl!=

Pillsbury Dough Girl by Honathan January 27, 2009

Pillsbury Dough Girl 

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out

1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

Pillsbury Dough Girl by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018

Pillsbury Doughgirl 

That one friend in your group who's this cute, innocent Babyface. She requires special attention, like the kind you give to infants. And oh, did i mention she's super chubby and cuddly??

A: where's the Pillsbury Doughgirl?
B: at the chemistry lab, i guess...
A: *sigh*

Pillsbury Doughgirl by Accidentallyaugusta June 3, 2019