Pilldo

A dildo the size of a pill, meant for especially tight pussies.

"Hey Jen, have you tried that new pilldo?"

by Dill King September 1, 2016

meow pillow.com

Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!

Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

Pillock

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

Pildo

A portmanteau of Pegging and Dildo. More specifically a strap-on dildo that a woman uses on her man to give him the pegging of a lifetime. This is how men who do not yet know they are gay, or hiding the fact they are gay, enjoy sexual intercourse with a female

My beard Angela came over last night and I asked her to wear the pildo and jam it up my ass with a thick coating of sliquid warming sensations. It was incredible feeling her massage my prostate with a rubber peen.

by PeenMasterJam January 6, 2019

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

by Gallatyn March 5, 2022