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to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed
1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed
by PISTx80 March 04, 2009
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a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating
John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.
by cz11112 July 30, 2008
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The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.
β€œSorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”
by Antiquist February 07, 2010
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Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.
I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!
by AlexSmith June 03, 2007
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