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pilch

to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed
1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed
by PISTx80 March 4, 2009
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pilch

a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating
John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.
by cz11112 August 27, 2008
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Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.
“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight
by Antiquist February 8, 2010
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pilch

A strange individual, in all a git.
by Sammy Barker March 30, 2005
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Pilch

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily
by WOOOP March 23, 2004
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Pilch

She's got that ill pilch.
by TheLearnedHand August 14, 2012
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Pilch

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.
I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!
by AlexSmith June 24, 2007
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