pilch

to shit yourself as a result of being completely pissed

1. that was messy, i was so drunk i even pilched myself.

2. did u hear about that kid?
yeah, i heard he pilched all over the bed

by PISTx80 March 4, 2009

pilch

a rag or dirty shirt used to mop up cum (semen) after masturbating

John, please throw me my pilch, i'm finished and need to clean up.

by cz11112 August 27, 2008

Pilch

The act of dining with others for free when one is unable or unwilling to provide suitable currency.

“Sorry guys, I’m going to have to pull a pilch at dinner tonight”

by Antiquist February 8, 2010

pilch

A strange individual, in all a git.

Please just shut up pilch.

by Sammy Barker March 30, 2005

Pilch

Where you accidently do something right- doing something luckily

I just pilched my exams!

by WOOOP March 23, 2004

Pilch

A vagina.

She's got that ill pilch.

by TheLearnedHand August 14, 2012

Pilch

Used to describe something good or expressing admiration for something.

I love your new hairstyle, it's really pilch.
Those jeans are pilch.
I went to a pilch party last night!

by AlexSmith June 24, 2007