Paggard

A person, usually female who is both past it and haggard at the same time.

Did you see Amy Winehouse at the brits last night? She looked paggard.

by Mark Shady April 22, 2008

piggard

A dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. Not to be confused with a slob or a 'fat shit,' but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. Also usually very gullable and easily confused.

"Mista Corleone, pass me that hotdog, mama mia"
(godfather accent) "fughettaboutit"
(apologetic) "Mr. Don Corleone. I meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, fagive me. It's just.. your such a piggard"

(Godfather shoots goon in the head)

by Tyg August 18, 2006

Paguardian

A student attending or has formally attended Laguardia High School (NY) who has or had Mr.Paguay and participates or embraces, voluntarily or by other means, the Paguarmy, a cult-like group.

That Paguardian won't shut up about physics

Random Person 1: Why is he wearing all blue?

Greg: He's a Paguardian you dingus.

by Gurg423 October 1, 2019

Paguarden

The flowers and shrubbery decorating the prison-esque outside of Laguardia High School (NY), planted by Paguardians and maintained by the Paguarmy, under Mr.Paguay's supervision.

Seeing the Paguarden distracts me from hating my school.

Ow! A bee from the beautiful Paguarden stung me.

by Gurg423 October 2, 2019

poggard

High

I'm poggard maye

by Zzzsleppyppeper July 7, 2018

Paggars

The Indian transcript for the better known English Lexicon translation (Poggers). Derives from the quotation of the Sultan Mgaya’kwad.

“Behind me is Niki and Leti….PAGGARS!”

by Sultan Mgaya’kwad August 24, 2021

Piggard

An extremely fat useless lard arse, exuding obnoxious smells from his or her's rectum whilst eating in the presence of people and full of imaginary self importance

Watch them pink thing's piggard there your fingers.

by Trebor 72 July 23, 2019