cunty pig is used when someone is being a fat cunt, annoying as fuck, a fat fuck, acting like a fat fuck, looking like a pig, being annoying like a pig, being a fat cunty pig, or just when someone deserves to be called a cunty pig. it is a very insulting phrase. Also u dont say it normally, you say it very aggressively and u have to look like ur gonna bite them very aggressively and look like very ugly monster.
used to describe a woman, usually blond, ideally scandinavian, who thinks she is super-attractive, but is totally Valkyrie-esque; and looks like she has a vagina like that of a pig.
"Sophie Ellis Bextor should sack her stylist on her new video - she looks ugly and fat."
"Yeah dude, she's a real pigcunt."
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.