a term that generalizes all of the negative symptoms of pregnency: ie swollen ankles, nausea, mood swings, cramping ect. best used when referring to multiple symptoms at once
"oh she couldn'tmake it, her pregmonster's flaring up again."
to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright
i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'