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Pickled Egg 

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.
I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.
Pickled Egg by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015
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pickled egg 

engage in a sexual act of deprived nature
Gillian gave the Drow outside the Bordello a pickled egg after she greeted him warmly.
pickled egg by LawsOfChaos July 28, 2024

pickled egg baby 

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.
can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.
pickled egg baby by jamcam79 March 11, 2024

The Human Pickled Egg 

It is the name for a girl who is a wild character and loves to have a cainful evening on a friday night in the Gardinerz.
"The Human Pickled Egg", also, "The Picken", or "Jordan", loves to deck herself to Lady GaGa on a weekend after being severelly skullcapped for the smallest fee available!

Pickled eggs 

When a woman shoves soft boiled eggs up her coochie and then proceeds to squat down and lay them like a hen, then the partner proceeds to eat the eggs with all the Coochie juice coated in it.
Girl: wanna try your fantasy tonight?
Guy: omg no way pickled eggs tonight?
Girl: yes pickled eggs tonight, turn the stove on!
Pickled eggs by Hot_Girl21 March 8, 2021

Pickled Eggs 

When someone dunks their nuts in vinegar over the course of 3+ years until they turn rubbery.
She secretly dunked his nuts in vinegar for years until they became pickled eggs.

(see sexual move: Surprise Pickling)
Pickled Eggs by Snipes12345 April 20, 2025

moldy pickled eggs 

When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.
The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.
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