An illness where the unfortunate person squeezes at Abscesses, pimples, and other bumps all over their body. The result is a massive amount of scabs and scars that get picked at too, resembling a bad case of chicken pox.
Person 1: "What happened to Snow White? She looks horrible now."
Person 2: "Yeah, except now she is known as ScabWhite. After smoking those fentanyl pills, she has an ongoing case of the Pickin Pox."
The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!