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Picket Fence

Really bad orthodonture (crooked teeth).

synononyms: British teeth, Mouth of Horrors.
She was a babe until she opened her mouth and showed me her picket fence.
by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006
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Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.
If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
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picket fence

A sexual fivesome, similar to a London Bridge (two dudes tappin two chicks doggystyle while those hos makeout) with the addition of a third man between the women, who simultaneously receives a blowjob and assplay.
shit dude i was middle post in a picket fence one time and hoo boy we were high fivin all UP IN that bitch
by the most mythical of reindeer January 10, 2007
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picket fence teeth

A large space/gap between every tooth, so that it resembles the spaces in a picket fence.
She doesn't have a smile like Lauren Hutton, she's got picket fence teeth!
by emilyethel June 11, 2014
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Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!
by Esgaroth January 8, 2010
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Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.
Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.
by Awob603 March 11, 2010
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