“pichonzuela” is a spanish word that is expanding all over the us. to refer to someone so beautiful, trustworthy and sexy. it’s commonly used as a way to communicate with your partner replacing “bae” “sweetheart” and “honey”
“hey pichonzuela, i love you so much.”
“pichonzuela, let’s go watch a movie.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"