Photty

A totally hot pot head..

Dude that girl is such a photty..

by some random anon .. woo January 6, 2011

potty potato

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Tea Potty Ideology

Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!

The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.

by jmspaesq October 31, 2010

Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”

by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

Pittsburgh Potty

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016

Dubai Porta Potty

An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.

Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.

by Altruisticriminal December 25, 2021