Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Tea potty ideology describes the nonsensical extreme and ludicrous positions of the Tea Party aka Tea Baggers such as the repeal of the Amendments 14, 16, and 17 to the US Constitution or arguments that the Consitution does not contain a Separation of Church and State. These feckless leaders are intent on leading the Country into an Idiocracy. Though the movement truly lacks any coherent or unified positions on anything, and much of what they say is not well thought out and is entirely inconsistent, to the extent that there is common ground amongst this diverse group of angry lunatics, this phrase summarizes what they stand for because for the most part it is utter bullshit and should be flushed down the toilet!
The Tea Bagger Candidate for US Senate in Delaware opined and stated her Tea Potty ideology that there is no Separation of Church and State.
A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.
I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massivewindy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.
An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).