Phone duck

Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014

phonefuckery

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.

Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.

by KT Writer September 4, 2013

phonefuck

The act of phone sex, i.e. talking out a sexual fantasy with a partner via phone, often while masturbating.

"He is so good at phone sex--that was the best phonefuck of my life." "I want to phonefuck you."

by M. L. C. January 5, 2007