Phone duck

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Someone Who Sits on the phone with you randomly quacking about total nothing-ness and usless information.

Andrew: "man i just got off the phone with her, Sheesh total phone duck."

Phone duck by Matrixhouse February 19, 2011

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duckin my phone calls

When your trying to get a hold of someone and they purposely ignore your phone calls.

I can't believe Nas keeps duckin my phone calls, I need to talk to the landlord and sign my lease.

duckin my phone calls by Oneandahalf May 6, 2014

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phonefuckery

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.

Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.

phonefuckery by KT Writer September 4, 2013

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phonefuck

The act of phone sex, i.e. talking out a sexual fantasy with a partner via phone, often while masturbating.

"He is so good at phone sex--that was the best phonefuck of my life." "I want to phonefuck you."

phonefuck by M. L. C. January 5, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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