Phone Sass 

A term used to describe self-righteous attitude through the phone, whether it be spoken or texted. Phone Sass is usually accompanied with the feeling you are boned (not literally), or have been ratted out. Phone Sass also applies to AIM, Skype, or any method of contact over long distances. Phone Sass is not quite as bad as face-to-face sass, in which you can't easily take a bathroom break or run to grab a drink like you can while on AIM.

Ugh, her Phone Sass is really bugging me. Why did he have to go and tell her that?

Phone Sass by Shpanc June 28, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Phonepassed 

Passed out with out putting your phone on the charger.

I was so tired last night I phonepassed and my alarm didn't go off this morning.

Phonepassed by zizithecat August 1, 2019

phoneasses 

1) phoneasses- when the same asshole keeps calling your job with theach same question.

2) phoneass-someone who can go off on the phone but doesn't say shit in person.

3) phoneass- they ask the question you just answered over the phone.

This "phoneasses" has called three times in the last 5 minutes.

phoneasses by Depingabryan April 25, 2016

Phoneass 

A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group.

A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.

Here comes Fat Phil with his phoneass nonsense. He’s qued up some corny bullshit video of a woman farting that sounds like Yoda. He’s been running around with this for two weeks.

Phoneass by P-Biddy May 12, 2019