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phone fucker 

A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.
Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!

Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
phone fucker by tankedgirl June 30, 2010
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Phone Fucker 

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
Phone Fucker by The real randy April 14, 2024

phone fucked

Being shuffled around between operators, departments, etc...while on the phone. This is something that usually lasts more than 30 minutes including hold time.
Once again I was busy being phone fucked while trying to contact the department head, no one even thanked me.
phone fucked by newcy July 11, 2009

phonefuckery 

When your phone randomly and spontaneously loses signal repeatedly though not constantly in an area you know for a fact has ample coverage.
Sorry we got cut off, this area is complete phonefuckery.

The area around Forest Lawn and WB is total phonefuckery.
phonefuckery by KT Writer September 4, 2013
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