Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010