Philadelphia Brick Missile
The act of ingesting an intact brick of Philadelphia Cream Cheese as a person with a great aversion to cream cheese, results in the intact Philadelphia brick launching a distance determined by said persons physical build, or buildup of pressure from within.
āYo did you see Ant launch that Philadelphia Brick Missile across the quad? Shi was creamy 𤤠ā
Philadelphia Brick Missile by Hoob Magoob May 31, 2026
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