by jxfilid January 13, 2024
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A hatred of phighting who ppl dont like full white skin roblox game, such as of catshot aka cumshot/catshit the cringe slingshot maid cat.
A hatred of phighting who ppl dont like full white skin roblox game, such as of catshot aka cumshot/catshit the cringe slingshot maid cat.
by jxfilid February 3, 2024
Get the Phightard mug.Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
by NorthWestMythBuster July 26, 2012
Get the Philhardy mug.An individual who knows too much about the band Phish. They will sell their first born child for a ticket to the 2009 Hampton run and then bet on what color shirt Trey will wear on stage each night. Additionally, they know every personal detail about each band member, their instruments, how many watts their lighting system emits, among other insignificant facts. This person also can tell you the dates of every performance of every song that the band plays. They have also developed their own shorthand language to describe anything about Phish.
Jaime: OMG, Phish is back from hiatus. I'm going to Hampton if I have to sell my left arm.
Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).
Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.
Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.
Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.
Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!
Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).
Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.
Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.
Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.
Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!
by Pattyrea March 18, 2009
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Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
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Get the Philtarded mug.A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009
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