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Philhardy
Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.
Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.
Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.
A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
Philhardy by NorthWestMythBuster July 26, 2012
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Phishtard
An individual who knows too much about the band Phish. They will sell their first born child for a ticket to the 2009 Hampton run and then bet on what color shirt Trey will wear on stage each night. Additionally, they know every personal detail about each band member, their instruments, how many watts their lighting system emits, among other insignificant facts. This person also can tell you the dates of every performance of every song that the band plays. They have also developed their own shorthand language to describe anything about Phish.
Jaime: OMG, Phish is back from hiatus. I'm going to Hampton if I have to sell my left arm.
Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).
Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.
Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.
Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.
Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!
Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).
Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.
Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.
Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.
Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!
phitard
a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
phitard by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
hightarded
A state in which one is under a strong influence of marijuana, greatly inhibiting their ability to think clearly and control their behavior, making one seem almost mentally handicapped.
hightarded by BennyandJoon February 22, 2009
Pigtard
(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.
I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.
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