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Phishtard 

An individual who knows too much about the band Phish. They will sell their first born child for a ticket to the 2009 Hampton run and then bet on what color shirt Trey will wear on stage each night. Additionally, they know every personal detail about each band member, their instruments, how many watts their lighting system emits, among other insignificant facts. This person also can tell you the dates of every performance of every song that the band plays. They have also developed their own shorthand language to describe anything about Phish.
Jaime: OMG, Phish is back from hiatus. I'm going to Hampton if I have to sell my left arm.

Jonathan: Hell yeah, man. CK5 is going to rock the 678,534W lighting rig, man. (note, I do not actually know the wattage of the rig).

Jaime: I bet they'll open Friday with a sick-ass PYOITE and trey will orgasm is my ears.

Jonathan: I'll bet you $20 that Page wears a purple t-shirt on Saturday.

Jaime: I'll raise you and bet you $20 that Trey is in a white shirt.

Natalie: Holy shit, would you guys stop being a couple of PHISHTARDS?!
Phishtard by Pattyrea March 18, 2009
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Philhardy 

Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"

Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.

Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.

Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.

A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.
John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'
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Pisstard 

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots
You damn pisstard!
Pisstard by Anonymous March 10, 2003

phishead 

1.) Somebody who is a great fan of the band Phish
2.) Someone who, every chance they get, goes to a concert, or listens to music of phish.
1.) My God my little brother is a total Phishead.
2.)EX of Phishead speaking:: Tonight I'm going to my 89th show!!!
phishead by Dee Nizzle October 16, 2004

Pisstard 

People who behave irresponsibly while/after consuming alcohol
Mel is behaving like a pisstard he clearly has had too much to drink.
Pisstard by Pisstard July 27, 2019

Phishead 

A devoted fan of the jam band Phish. Usualy a great person, who likes drugs, Phish and good vibes.
Phishead is to Phish what Deadhead is to the Grateful Dead.
Phishead by Dude of Life June 10, 2008
a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol
Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.
phitard by wazzudreams July 19, 2010
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