Pentatexter 

When someone responds to your text message not 1, not 2, not 3, but 5 times without a response on your part. Obviously trying to salvage a conversation that should not continue.

5x repeat texter.

Do you think he realizes that if I didn't respond the first time, I probably won't the fifth time? The fact that he's a pentatexter make him a whole new level of creepy.

I tried to get rid of him by telling him my military boyfriend came home, but he's a pentatexter... he's relentless.

Pentatexter by Elizabeth Mizzou December 19, 2011

iambic pentameter 

Each set of sounds has one that shall be stressed
and in these two shall there be one is not
of sets of two no less than five be wrought
and with these sets a subject be addressed
if with these lines one seeks to form a verse
the rhymes each line one first must understand
two sets of four the first and last shall stand
between lay those who differ from the first

at the end of all shall be six lines again
cointaineth they the rhythm of above
their rhyme can differ but I shall begin
with rhyme of three and then the same again
second different from those it is one of
'tis pit'ous that I lack a line to end

See above as example...

iambic pentameter by TTB March 15, 2004

iambic pentameter 

A conspiracy theory that gives English teachers a job.

Principal: You're fired.

Teacher: What for?

Principal: You don't teach anything.

Teacher: Yes I do. I'm currently teaching... I...am...err... Iambic pentameter.

Principal: Iambic what?

Teacher: It's a complex literary device. It's really important.

Principal: Oh, well then you'd better keep your job.

iambic pentameter by Failliam Suckspeare April 22, 2010

ebonic pentameter 

A general term for rap lyrics. From Ebonics and Iambic Pentameter, the style that Shakespeare wrote in.

The song "Laugh Now, Cry Later," is in ebonic pentameter.

ebonic pentameter by Sen. D.S. Rutheford June 11, 2006

iambic pentameter 

The bullshit that is forced upon english students worldwide. Completly subjective, yet somehow grade-able (how?).

I have to write an entire 3pg essay in iambic pentameter but i cant seem to hear the strssed and un-stressed syllables. FUCK!

iambic pentameter by devdogg January 28, 2005

iambic pentameter 

A type of poetry in which each line consists of five iambs.

Shakespearian sonnets are all in iambic penameter.

iambic pentameter by Siphos August 4, 2004

crap-pambic pentameter 

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

crap-pambic pentameter by pseuzieq December 25, 2009