Peutch 

A word that can be effectively utilised to comic effect by replacing any other given word in a sentence.

You peutch me out.
He really wants to peutch me, but I just don't wanna go there.
I can't come out tonight, I'm busy peutching.
Sex, peutch and rock and roll.

Peutch by gideonnnnn January 11, 2009

Peutch 

Noun. The entrance to a Woman's Vagina.

"I stuck my penis in her Peutch."

Peutch by Bigheadhaz March 24, 2009

peutch 

(v.) - to send or hit something or someone into an orbit by impacting a huge force on it, esp. have an extremely fast self-rotation around the earth.
(n.) - the act of sending or hitting something or someone into an orbit by impacting a huge force.
The term comes from the German/Deutsch dictator Adolf [Hitler's "PUTSCH" revolution, and maybe from Old English "punch")

1. Ahh, Shut up!~ Or i will peutch you into the orbit of the earth!
2. Hey did you hear the news that Mr. O'Byrne just got the Nobel Prize by peutching an electron around the orbit of a neutron?
3. Again the Rocket Team was defeated and peutched to the horizon of the sky by Pikachu, lol.

peutch by Guy Khen and Chong Li May 30, 2006

peutch 

(v.) - to send or hit someone or something into the orbit, esp. to the orbit of the earth by impacting a huge force, and to cause the object to self-rotate at a very high rate.
(n.) - the act of sending.

1. Pikachu peutched Rocket Team into the sky again...
2. Hey did you know that Mr. O'Byrne just peutched an electron around the neutron, and got the nobel prize?
3. Shut up, or i will peutch you.

peutch by Guy Khen and Chong Li May 30, 2006

Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Poutch9a 

An algerian ghetto word,means a small amount of hash burned inside a bottle of water, a good dose can cause bad trip

(Im mpoutche9),means im high as fuck poutch9a mashi l n9ocha

Poutch9a by Refcha March 23, 2021

petchbus 

A really clueless dolt. A dummy. Someone who is outside the circle of a joke. See "moran".

These petchbuses think the memes are real.

petchbus by RHertz April 27, 2014