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Peussie Club 

Ten years ago Princess Peussie created the Academy of Jelqing in Chestnut Hill, PA. Within a week after its opening, it was known as "the house of sin", "the academy of perverts" and run by her secretary, Ms. Mary Mount. Since that time Peussie clubs have been formed throughout the USA, Europe and Japan, notorious for strange rituals, depraved activities and the worship of The Princess and her one gay consort, Jordan Solo Man. Today the clubs are infamous, have gone underground, and thrive in parts of the world. Affiliated with any Peussie Club are the Sarah Palin enema clubs run by Presdient Mojo (originally of the Academy in Chestnut Hill).
"When I realized my husband had been a member of a Peussie Club, I went to the police who just laughed and said that my husband should get a divorce".
Last year around Xmas Time, our local Peussie Club here in Greeley, Colorado had a "Dance Around the Xmas Tree' Party with such highlights as "enema songs", experimental porno films, "Dancing with the Retards", etc. It was closed down by the local sheriff.
Peussie Clubs make Fight Clubs look like kindergarten dildo-tag events!
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026