Definitions by Jorkin&porkin

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the draw, shooting jizz everywhere just like an oil drill shoots oil

I got a Petrolia Oil Drill last night it and hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 29, 2026

Petrolia Oil Drill

When a man is sounded in his dick hole with a plastic straw and jacked off until he cums through the straw, the jizz shoots everywhere like crude oil drilled out of the ground.

Bro a chick gave me a Petrolia Oil Drill and it hurt and felt so good at the same time

Petrolia Oil Drill by Jorkin&porkin June 28, 2026

Sarnia Sucker

When you suck the shit out of a chuck’s asshole creating a smell in the room reminiscent of the chemical plants in Sarnia

One time I gave a chick a Sarnia sucker and my face got covered in shit and my room smelt like Shell chemicals

Sarnia Sucker by Jorkin&porkin June 28, 2026

Dirty Josh

When you get a hamburger from Harvey’s and remove the buns and jerk your dick off with them and shove the patty up your ass

I saw Josh last night giving himself a dirty Josh in the bathroom

Dirty Josh by Jorkin&porkin December 15, 2025

Dirty Plantation 

When a man gets cum all over his pubes and has his cum covered pubes picked by a black girl.

“I got a dirty plantation done by Tiffany last night”

Dirty Plantation by Jorkin&porkin February 13, 2025