Peter porker
Peter porker by Spooderp March 22, 2016
Words you can keep
Peter_Porker
Pale, slightly muscular creature, indigenous to the UK. Is often seen on weekend doing drugs, partying hard, and banging women left and right. If it feels threatened, it will wave its ginormous penis at fellow competitors to intimidate them. Commonly found living in a badly-wallpapered dwelling, usually in a nest of comic books and pairs upon pairs of shoes.
Man: Dood, I just got hit in the face by a Peter_Porker!
Dood: Quit bitching, man; it just means he was intimidated by you! You should feel flattered that you got a taste of his fresh loin meat!
Dood: Quit bitching, man; it just means he was intimidated by you! You should feel flattered that you got a taste of his fresh loin meat!
Peter_Porker by ahp October 9, 2005
Peter Parker
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Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019
Peter Parker
Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.
Peter Parker by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013
Peter Parker
Peter Parker by Bucky barns July 3, 2018
Peter Parkered
The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014
Peter Parker
The greatest and cutest cinnamon bun in the Marvel Universe, he is a innocent child. He is also known as Spiderman and Tony Stark's child.
Tony Stark: I am your father.
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
Peter Parker: Sweet.
Tony Stark: LOOK AT MY SON PRIDE IS NOT THE WORD IM LOOKING FOR THERE IS SO MUCH MORE
Peter Parker: ......Hell yeeeh
Peter Parker by That_Bitch_XD June 12, 2018
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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