Petch

To catch a wild animal with the intent of petting it.

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

by SlaughterTV April 12, 2009

A very hot guy who gets every girl who he tries to get. Has a big ass cock and is very smart. Smarter than chinks.

“Wow that new kid is hot” said Tiffany
“He’s called Petch” said Ashley

by James o’connel October 01, 2019

Very camp or outwardly gay.

by fadryn December 13, 2004

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 09, 2020

only the 'coolest ever!!!'

wow, that is so petch!

by petch September 04, 2008

many celebrities take drugs. some take petch

by Konoha March 12, 2009

The bluetooth earpiece that lets you talk wirelessly on your cellphone.

I thought he was talking to me but he was wearing a petch.

by Moe Tavern November 26, 2006