Petersoned 

When someone fucks something up so bad at work that it can't be sold any more.

Travis really Petersoned that unit of plywood today.

Petersoned by ham wallet lover August 6, 2011

Petersoned 

Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.

"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."

Petersoned by 5thgear October 18, 2008

Stacey Petersoned 

ruining or "killing something like a phrase or style

Dude, burke totally stacey petersoned the fuck outta the word fosh.

Stacey Petersoned by FOSH MASTER July 26, 2010

Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.

"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.

Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!

Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Freddy Peterson 

In Golden Girls, it’s the name Dorothy and her new husband called sex. They said it was so good that they named it.

I can’t wait for our honeymoon. Just me, you, and Freddy Peterson.

Freddy Peterson by Its69Bro April 21, 2020

Tash Peterson 

The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.

Holy shit dude you have just been Tash Peterson'd.

Tash Peterson by Craig.paul September 6, 2021