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swerve and perv 

Swerve and perv is when someone is driving and takes his eyes off the road in order to check out girls that are in another vehicle or walking on the sidewalk. This results in the car swerving while he is perving.
"Dude you almost crashed into that car! You gotta stop with that swerve and perv!"
swerve and perv by Kractoes December 2, 2013

Pervy Swervy 

Strange perverts who ogle more than one victim at once. Usually found on buses during school runs, and One Direction concerts.
"That Pervy Swervy cunt is gonna get it!!!"
Pervy Swervy by dannyCOcrane December 10, 2012