A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big
fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many
people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the
words, "Paramore" and "Whore".
Brimmy: So, today I was like--
Iggy: What?
Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it.
Iggy: You are such a Parawhore.
Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs!
Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums.
Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore?
Dave: What are you doing?
Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore,
duh. All the Parawhores do it.
The person who wrote this
definition is a Parawhore.