Pertubulous

When someone looks awful with less hair

"Dang, Nikki looks so pertubulous right now..."

Pertubulous by NikkiShrimp July 27, 2025

Perbulous 

Ridiculously Perverse. Strange, yet Sexy. Disgusting, yet Divine.

Dude 1: Yo Du'e! That shizz is straight Perbulous!

Dude 2: I know, right? It made me jizz in my pants and throw up! I feel a little bit ashamed, but also respectful of it's power over me.

Dude 3: What the...?! It made me kiss a Giraffe and then I kicked that old man in the nuts?!? What the hell?!?

Dude 1: I think I just conjured a squirrel!?! I'm not proud, but I'm also very aroused. Truly Perbulous. It hurts so good.

Perbulous by Lord Byron Salisbury III December 8, 2010

perfubulous 

worse than totally ridiculous

The bikers made a perfubulous mockery of "Dancing With The Stars".

perfubulous by T.V. John November 25, 2011

Perturbulous

When someone looks absolutely magnificent with less hair. Not to be confused with "Pertubulous", meaning someone who looks worse with less hair.

"Did you see Nikki's new haircut? She looks perturbulous!"

Perturbulous by NikkiShrimp April 7, 2026