Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

Persquirted

(1) v. To gleak or "perspire" out of your mouth. In other words "squirt"
(2) v. In reference to another verb, i.e. tought, helped, showed, ect.

You just persquirted all over me!
Joey persquirted a little kid!

by Samantha W. December 14, 2008