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Pert

(n.) Shorthand/slang for 'period', i.e. a woman's menstrual cycle.
What's up with Cathy? She's really been raging lately.
I don't know, man, she's probably on her 'pert'.
by jaynation December 29, 2010
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Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.
Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!
by jaynation December 29, 2010
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