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personfriend

Are you and your personfriend going on a date tonight?
personfriend by Anniebeans April 8, 2006

personfriend

Significant other, loved one, the person you go on dates with, dearest.

AKA: dear, pf, SO, wow I love them so much, love, boi
Me: My personfriend and I went to the Rocky Horror Picture Show for our first date.
Other people: Awwww! That's so cute!
personfriend by y337 December 15, 2017

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.
Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

Personfriend

A gender-neutral or non-binary variant of the words girlfriend and boyfriend.
Person A: So how is your love life?

Person B: I just got together with my personfriend! They're really sweet... <3
Personfriend by _moony July 26, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026