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Persitarian 

A diet that consists a lot of protein which will eventually lead to you bleeding out of your ass.
Penya is not a Persitarian.
Persitarian by Persiana Jones February 5, 2018
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Persianian

(pronounced PERJZH - AYN - EE - EN)

A compromise between the words "Persian" and "Iraynian."

Adjective used to describe people living in the US or Europe whose parents or ancestors hail from Iran and who speak Farsi (the Persianian language).

The term was coined in order to bring unity between different schools of thought in the Persianian community on how to identify themselves.
White co-worker/classmate John: "Dude Mehrdad where are you from?"

Mehrdad: "I was born in Laguna Niguel, California but I am Persian."

John: "Like in the movie 300? But Persia doesn't exist anymore!"

Mehrdad: "My parents are from Iran. People from Iran are Persian."

John: "If you're from Iran wouldn't that make you Iranian?"

Mehrdad: "No I am Persian."

Sohrab: "You are both wrong. Mehrdad is Persianian."

John: "Ohhh. Now it all makes sense."

Mehrdad: "Okay if you guys don't mind I have to go study for my Loyola Law School finals now."
Persianian by RAB1985 August 7, 2012

pescitarian 

noun;
1) person who follows a vegetarian diet with the exception of fish and all other sea foods.

me =)

Billy considers himself a vegetarian, but he has a weakness for shrimp so technically he's a pescitarian.
pescitarian by Da Emo Bunny March 30, 2008

Positarians 

The Positarians are a group of individuals who are
diverse, unique, and do not necessarily have much in
common except their plight towards establishing
positive mindsets in all facets of life. Positarians
say "Hello" and "Good Morning" with enthusiasm, and
despite the daily roadblocks and miserable individuals
encountered in life, Positarians simply stay positive.
In short, Positarians are lovers of life, and their
goal is to spread this attitude to those whom they are surrounded with.
Someone that is always looking on the bright side of things, and enjoys life with a positive attitude would be considered a Positarian.
Positarians by Positarian Founders September 10, 2005

Penistarian 

Someone whose diet consists mainly of Penis. e.g. cock dick
Ever since she started college she has become such a Penistarian.

He joined the army? Yeah, he wanted to be a Penistarian.
Penistarian by Straadius August 1, 2009

Peskitarian 

peskitarian vegetarian
Peskitarian by TinyTara January 8, 2012

Pescitarian 

Vegetarians who eat fish, not because they believe they have no feelings and have a short memory, but for health reasons, as they have nutrients that can't be found in just vegetables.
Some people also think it's spelled pesKitarian, but it's not.
Anyone who thinks pescitarians eat fish because they don't have feelings are ignorant and shouldn't be on the internet.
Pescitarian by Not a pescitarian April 25, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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