Perma-pressed 

Ultimate in cool, cooler than permafrost.

That gig was beyond sick; totally perma-pressed.

Perma-pressed by fabetismo November 17, 2016

perm pressed 

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

perm pressed by permpress January 21, 2019