Periff 

The adjective describing the part of your vision that happens on the outer side of your gaze.

Guy #1: Did you see that hawt girl in your periff right now??

Guy #2: Yeah! She was so fine!

Periff by One Fine Foxy Momma October 22, 2009

Penriff 

Mispelled mockery of Penrith, makes fun of the way bogans in Penrith speak.A funny little place that is on the outskirts of the Sydney Metropolitan area (largely due to urban sprawl). About 50 kms away from the heart of Sydney. Home to the Penrith Panthers.

The coolest person in the world (Deborah) lives in Penriff!

Penriff by Lilian October 2, 2005

Perif

Your Peripheral vision

"Yeah i caught dem fly kicks outta the corner of my perif. And i had to rock that shit. ya dig?"

Perif by KING621 December 29, 2007

Perff 

super perfect. completly nothing wrong with a person. short version for perfect.

someone who has perfect features.
perfect eyes,NOSE, ears, face, body, perfect everything!
a person who is perff is also very talented at dancing and singing!

girl you so perff!
damn you totally perff!
that dancing machine is so perff!
that girl is so perff, look it her nose its so perff too!

Perff by SUPER.PERFF.GIRL. September 14, 2011

nukular perifulation 

It's about when stuff like nukular bombs or yellow cake get spread around by evil doers.

"Yeah, I've thought about nukular perif-perifu... waitasec... nukular perifulation... whatever. It's hard. But I know it's a bad thing. It's a really bad thing, and it's just not good for the American people. And I'm gonna make damned sure Iraq stops doin' it, before it comes over here in the form of a big hairy mushroom cloud." --George W. Bush

nukular perifulation by acmetech June 8, 2007

Pereffect 

the consequence of being in an amazing individual's presence. one who emits a mind blowing intensity of perfection and greatness. being in this perfect person's presence gives rise to fainting spells, irregular heart beats, blurred vision or complete vision loss (only temporary), speech confuzzlement, impaired cognition, increase in body temperature and in some severe cases, body freeze. All effects are transient because as the perfected individual draws closer to you, his/her perfection acts as the antidote to the experienced pereffect of their perfected perfection.

Wendy: Girl friend... did you see that damn fine gorgeous element walk over by the table.
glenda: fffiiizzz.... ooor...fiiinnnn
Wendy: what is up with you woman?
glenda: uuummmm.... sppeakk... noo
wendy: *collapses to the floor*
onlooker: oh gosh a prime case of the pereffect of a sexy elemental being

pereffection at its best

Pereffect by paw paw ointment June 30, 2010

Perificellvision 

Some one who walks while only looking at there phone but can still see others without making eye contact and manages to avoid collision

Becky walks around never taking her eyes off her phone but manages to avoid collision because she has really good perificellvision

Perificellvision by Teddy Rosewood March 5, 2017