Definitions by acmetech

sulfart 

An especially hellish smelling fart issued by someone who's recently digested a food high in sulphur content, eg onions. Similar to sulphur fart, except a sulfart can be so large that it often can NOT exit silently.

Oh gawd, did you HAVE to release that sulfart in this room while we're practicing our relaxing deep breathing exercises?

sulfart by acmetech October 15, 2010

dubsdot 

The "www." prefix for many urls.

I get tired of spelling out Double-U Double-U Double-U Dot. So I just cut to the chase and say "dubsdot" for whatever urls actually require the prefix.

dubsdot by acmetech March 30, 2008

zititude

A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk space.

I almost managed to doze off during the second movement of Beethoven's 6th, when suddenly I was *pounded* by some status-deprived, harmonically-challenged drive-by bobble-head with a serious case of zititude.

zititude by acmetech June 8, 2007

nukular perifulation 

It's about when stuff like nukular bombs or yellow cake get spread around by evil doers.

"Yeah, I've thought about nukular perif-perifu... waitasec... nukular perifulation... whatever. It's hard. But I know it's a bad thing. It's a really bad thing, and it's just not good for the American people. And I'm gonna make damned sure Iraq stops doin' it, before it comes over here in the form of a big hairy mushroom cloud." --George W. Bush

nukular perifulation by acmetech June 8, 2007