Pepperluciophobia- the fear of a pizza being too spicy while eating in front of one's in-laws while your third cousin is on trial in Africa for feeding rotten coconuts to farm animals.
Psycologyst: Okay, sir, it appears that you have pepperluciophobia.
Patient: What do you mean?
Psycologist: It is the fear of a pizza being too spicy while eating in front of one's in-laws while your third cousin is on trial in Africa for feeding rotten coconuts to farm animals.
Patient: Oh, thank you so much, you've made my whole life clear to me!
Patient: What do you mean?
Psycologist: It is the fear of a pizza being too spicy while eating in front of one's in-laws while your third cousin is on trial in Africa for feeding rotten coconuts to farm animals.
Patient: Oh, thank you so much, you've made my whole life clear to me!
by Baileywatercolors November 2, 2009
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