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Pentamournest 

Pent-amour -nest
Abbreviation
Male: pentam.
Female: nesty.
Greek, French, Neolithic

Five to love in order to nest

Darwin was wrong to say it's the less women, or only woman a man sees which makes a man more sexually prominent, when it's the more. A nesty sees five seperate pentam who not meet or know one another, & unless they're the father of her children not come near her home or children. Seeing 3-5 seperately, pentam are able to tell between them if she's in the same condition as last seen her. She tells if there's anything wrong with any of them by the wobble in the others. Pentamournesty makes sense of that when with a woman, a man is more attractive to other women.
A woman is either 'wifey' or 'other woman' when not seeing 3-5 & 'nesty'. A nesty needn't worry about the 'other women', so long as there are only 2-4 any man she's seeing sees besides her. The 'other woman' tend not to need to be supported. The 'wifey' is a buffer. Any male friends she & her 1 spouse have are typically his more than hers. Her dad may have told her men only want one thing, meaning sex, but that he only watched her leave home into the arms of another man, his of his own, so that the next man would continue to have what to want like one, no man ever thinks to ask her if she too thinks that the relationship that's holy is between her & what good male friend she has.
"A pentamournest woman lives next door with her children, but I never see any males who look like boyfriends over there. She tells me she's known 5 seperate men over a long time who she cares for very dearly, each who support her, who's lives each remind her of the chalk drawings Poppins jumps through."
Pentamournest by Zara Wurtz December 20, 2022
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Pentamournesty

Pentamournesty: To be pentamournest as in not to be with just a one partner to be loved in this lifetime.

Where citizens all pair into romantic couples like one another, a man & woman enjoying one another's company might discuss courting, though he struggles to tell whether a woman's interested in him, or in which mood of hers, whether relaxed or vamped up he ought to broach it with her. To whichever one man she agrees to allow share her life, this one or another more her type, well upon their telling her they like her, & her saying she likes him too, & his inviting her to be his partner, her saying yes, even though heard to fall in love would be exciting, she finds it daunting the idea of becoming a one man's spouse, his of his own should she desire a man's love. She smiles trustingly, sure that for all the white goods & tech equipment you make & the looking at the stars the do ..for her being his he'll be doing the math for the two, each his own canary bird in the mine. They will tell she's in the same condition as last seen her, & she'll be able to tell if there's anything wrong with any of them by the wobble in the others.
We say that men have a higher infidelity rate. That is not to protect women's honour by not saying "women take more men off of women than men do women off of men". Not saying this, most are oblivious to that the toxic doesn't blend in with us by their looking like us. They do it by our looking like them.
"Pentamournesty became an alternative family dynamic when in 2022 Charles Darwin's understanding on male human sexuality was debunked. Knowing it's not the less but the more women a man sees that makes him more sexually prominent, pentamournesty makes sense to a woman of that when a man's attached, he's more not less attractive to other women. We've learnt
women are able to sniff whether a man is married or attached. It's not to take the single fellow. What a woman seeks in a man is his being popular. When a man's not popular he's liable to love her how someone agreed with too much loves a person to their own devices. Looksism hides this."

"Pentamournesty an option, a woman might now opt to visit & adore a set long-term 3-5 seperate men, neither herself bound to any, or any to her, & seeing these infrequently they tell her condition like each a canary in the mine. There'll be no marriage plebiscite. Pentamournesty is voluntary."

"Pentamournesty inspires the incel, the involuntarily celibate male, to declare we ought not call women who see 3-4 any of all the dozens of names that mean erotic entertainer anymore, which one said one after the other means to a woman & what children she has, something much worse no one can prove someone had said. Those words, used passively aggressively to sneakily mean more than what said, obstruct pentamournesty from being a fair option offered women."
Pentamournesty by Zara Wurtz January 10, 2023
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