Pensue 

Pensue is someone that you’ll not regret meeting. He’s the funny one in the friend group. He doesn’t really like to go out much but the time he does is when he go hangout with his friends.

Pensue is an amazing person

Pensue by lostpensue November 21, 2021

PENSUS 

Penis more like peensus! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOK AT MY PENIS, THINK OF THE ASTRONAUTS HELMET AND GO PENIS MORE LIKE PENSUS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PENSUS by Hehe I cheated May 4, 2021

Penske File 

As incorporated in the Seinfeld episode "The Barber", the Penske File is the project George is given to work on in a job he may or may not have. Unsure as to whether he has the job, he is equally unsure as to what work he has to do on this file.

Thus, to refer to something as the "Penske File" denotes being given a task, not knowing what to do with it, but going along with it as if you do. This can consequently result in a lot of 'doing nothing', while looking like you are working hard.

Quote from Seinfeld: "Yes, yes of course. The Penske file. Ho ho, can't wait to sink my teeth into that. Wow that Penske. Well we'll straighten him out."

Starting a new job: "Well they told me what kind of work I'll be doing.. Didn't really understand them though... Guess I'll be working on the Penske File"

Penske File by Troy of Hobart July 25, 2011

pensucket 

a nickname for pentucket the worst district on the east coast. the district is made up of 3 towns west newbury where nothing ever happens, merrimac where all the girls get pregnant also home of the classy trailer park, and finally groveland where everyone smokes weed and thinks they live in the ghetto but in reality theres like one black kid in the whole district. the district includes one tiny middle school and the high school. the sachems never win and almost all the west newbs leave to go to a prep school before high school.

kid 1: hey where do you go to school?

kid 2: pentucket -_-

Kid 2: you mean pensucket!?!?!?

pensucket by grovekid February 19, 2013

Pense Punch 

A slight tap, which is often misconstrued by the attacker to be a full on, climactic punch.

Robert: Dude, I heard you got hit by Daniel today!
Alex: Don't worry man, it was only a Pense Punch.

Pense Punch by DJ-Athens September 30, 2009

Persuex 

Persuasion through sexual intercourse

"Party saturday night, you comin?"
"Im grounded. I have to persuex my grandmother into letting me out of the house."

Persuex by Sexmasta J August 1, 2012

penske file 

Imaginary/nonexistent project, used as a cover for goofing off at work; derived from an episode of Seinfeld.

"Yeah, I'm really busy working on that Penske file."

penske file by gregg schultz March 12, 2004