Penstroke

A person who is one signature (pen-stroke) from being officially retarded.

He is such a dumb ass, a real Penstroke

by cat litter boy May 8, 2014

ponystroker

see tool.A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing-here' look.

Kevin follows Sophia everywhere like a complete ponystroker.

by slimjim095 November 2, 2011

penetrode

Mispronounced name of the fictious Initrode company in Office Space movie, to make it similar sounding to man's private part.

Peter: How's Penetrode?
Michael: Initrode.
Peter: Initrode
Samir: It's work.

by dildo777 April 13, 2017

penetrode

A trode, able to penetrate someone's cornhole

Popularized in the Office Space movie. Peter Gibbons mistaken it for the name of the company.

My life at Penetrode, or What did you do for the company

by dildo777 January 16, 2019

penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

Pestrogen

A female who thinks she's all that and continues to pursue a male even when he shows no interest in her.

Dude, that chick has way too much Pestrogen for my taste! She just won't leave me alone!

by Nawtydawg November 15, 2012

pentrike

When a man shoves his shit down the throat of a woman and she then gives a blowjob.

She gave me a pentrike! It was so hot.

by Ilikemilfs71 February 21, 2022