-(adjective) the uncomfortable, yet exciting, feeling of inflammation in the ejaculatory duct after masturbation or sexual intercourse -(verb) pouring a flammable substance onto a penis and proceeding to set it on fire
-Alan had immense penissilitis after his sexy time.
-J.B. conducted penissilitis on his x-girlfriend's new guy.
-Penissilitis makes Katie want to be a boy.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.