penisnt

When a penis is so small, its not a penIS, its a penISN'T.

Girl: Alright, unzip your pants, we're going to do this.
Guy: ..Okay.. *unzips*
Girl: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT A PENIS.. THATS A PENISNT
Guy: *ruined for life* :*(

by TehNait October 16, 2006

Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisnigger

(peni-snigg-er) Penisnigger is used in many different ways but is commonly used as an adjective to describe a black nigga with a huge pee pee

Woah, PENISNIGGER!!!!

by bigdickjacob95 March 23, 2017

Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penistious

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

by Telgardo March 3, 2020

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistude

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

by Decimus December 1, 2006